F.S. Wilson wiped sweat off his brow and looked impatiently
out at the Atlantic Ocean. Somewhere out there was Hurricane
Debby. Forecasters were predicting it would come ashore
later tonight or early tomorrow. Of course, they also were
saying it could make landfall anywhere from South Carolina
to the Keys so he wasn't taking any bets on hurricane pools
He'd just spent the last three hours with an unimaginative
advertising CEO and the imbecile they called an ad
executive. Just once he'd like to find someone who saw his
business the way he did. He wanted class and understated
elegance. Sensuality rather than sexuality was the image he
wanted to promote. These people didn't seem to know the
difference. Then they'd had the gall to be appalled when he
threw the dictionary at them.
It was the topper to a truly horrendous week. All he wanted
to do now was go home, take a long dip in his pool, have a
nice neat drink and forget that he was heir to the F.S.
Wilson Adult Toy Company. Maybe, just maybe, before the
weekend was over, he could convince his father and mother,
who were semi-retired, that the best thing for all of them
would be to take the current offer from the Megalopalis Toy
Company and get out of the business completely. His parents
would have all the money they would ever need and he'd
finally be able to build a nice, sedate, asexual life for
The annoying bleep of his cell phone sounded at the exact
moment his pager started wailing. Sometimes, check that, all
the time lately, he really despised being the boss.
"Yes," he answered the phone and reached for the pager
button to end that annoyance. Seconds later, he parked on
the shoulder and looked at his watch.
"No, absolutely not. She's got to be crazy if she thinks
she's going to return a gross of those mini penises. The
order form clearly states that they are non-returnable." F.S.
drummed his fingers against his steering wheel. "Who is
He wanted to drop his head on his hands when he heard her
name. Deborah Oaks. Deborah Oaks of Daytona Beach. She was
one of their best customers. Well, this was a truly fitting
way to end the week. Even though he wanted to sell his
company, he didn't want it to go bankrupt before he could do
"Look, she's got to see reason. Give me her address. I'm in
North Daytona now. I'll stop by her house on my way home. I
don't think she has a leg to stand on but there's no need to
get legal involved yet. Maybe I can talk sense to her."
He paused. "Yeah, I got it. Leg to stand on. Mini penises.
Everybody was a comedian.
He looked at his watch and calculated. "She's still on the
line, right? Good, tell her someone will be stopping by in
less than an hour. Do me a favor will you? Send her account
information to my PDA. I want a very clear idea of who Ms.
Oaks is and exactly what her purchasing history with us has
F.S. snapped his phone closed, then looked both ways and
pulled back out into traffic. Daytona Beach had come a long
ways from the days when only the rich and famous came to
town. It had also come a long way from the sleepy little
spot that turned into mayhem during spring break when
thousands of students descended with a vengeance.
The Wilsons had come to Daytona right after World War II and
had opened up their first adult store right on the beach. As
the decades passed, they had grown until they had warehouses
all over the Gold Coast. The first sex store still operated
at a healthy profit and had almost become a cult-tourist
attraction in the area.
Still, F.S. only made trips there when absolutely necessary.
As chief executive officer and Chairman of the Board, he
handled the bigger picture usually.
Apparently he was about to slum on the customer service side
-- at least for an hour or so.
He wondered briefly what kind of woman Deborah Oaks was. It
wasn't often they got orders for a gross of their
multi-colored mini penises. Sometimes women ordered them for
bachelorette parties but then usually only a few dozen. The
mini penises were more a gag gift than anything else.
Packaged in sets of five per packet, there were fifty
packets to a box. Ms. Oaks had ordered 500 boxes.
Whoa, F.S. thought, that meant she'd received one hundred
twenty five thousand mini cocks. That must be one helluva a
He pulled into the driveway of the address his secretary had
sent him. It was a large palatial mansion off the main drag.
It had a large, wrought iron gate that kept visitors at bay.
Well, time to play customer service rep and soothe Ms. Oaks'
feathers. He pushed the button on the intercom and waited
The voice was low and husky. F.S. frowned. There was
something familiar about it though he was certain he’d never
met Deborah Oaks before. He had a photographic memory when
it came to names. When his body reacted just to the sound of
her voice over the tinny intercom speaker, he exercised
ruthless control. She probably looked like a reject from the
"Yes, ma'am. I'm from the Wilson Toy Company."
"About damn time you got here. Come on up."
Before F.S. could explain, the gate opened inward on a
well-oiled glide. He drove slowly up the drive. This was
even different than he pictured.
The grounds were exquisitely manicured but she was obviously
going for the tropical garden look. There were banana trees
mixed in with the requisite citrus and palm trees.
Bougainvillea vines were amok with color in various spots
around the large yard. Lush green grass covered the flat
grounds and looked like it had been groomed with a comb and
a pair of tiny scissors.
F.S. could almost see his zoo reject out there on her hands
and knees making certain every blade of grass was precisely
an inch and a half high. For some reason, thinking of her on
her hands and knees sent another shot of desire straight to
his cock. Boy, he really needed to take time out for some
It was a typical Florida mansion, probably built in the
1920s when only the well-heeled and bored nouveau rich could
afford to winter down here. It had weathered well or else
the current owner had kept up with the maintenance.
F.S. whistled silently. Whatever her sexual proclivities,
she was obviously doing well for herself. Well, once she
realized he wasn't going to give her a refund for her mini
penises, perhaps he'd see if she wanted to invest in his new
start-up. That was his true love.
At the moment, the mansion's door slammed open.
"Have you got my cocks?"
For a moment, F.S. was speechless. She was tiny. Probably
not even four foot-eleven in her bare feet, which sported,
he looked again to make sure he wasn't seeing things, ten
different colors of polish on each of her toes. She
was wearing an over-sized tee shirt, which did nothing to
hide her bodacious, unbound breasts and fell just below her
F.S. gulped and tried to tear his gaze from her brown legs
and school his thoughts away from wondering if she was
wearing any panties.
His iron control finally won and he drew his gaze up to her
face. She had one of those baby faces--the kind that would
probably hide her age even when she was an old woman. Old,
certainly she was not now.
In fact, F.S. would have to guess that she was closer to
jailbait than gathering her pension.
"Ahhh, Ms. Oaks?" he was stammering. F.S. felt the blood
rushing from the top half of his body to the bottom half.
"Yes, yes, that doesn't matter. I hope you brought my cocks.
This is an extremely time-sensitive problem. I can't tell
you how upset I am about the whole thing."
She turned and went back into her house. F.S., feeling like
he was a jackass being led to water, followed. What else
could he do? Maybe without those ta-ta's bouncing in front
of his face, he could think with his brain rather than the
nine-rather throbbing inches between his legs.
When she moved in front of him at a dizzying pace, he got
his first look at her ass and shook his head. The cotton tee
outlined it perfectly as she moved and F.S. sucked in his
breath. It looked like she was wearing nothing but the tee.
He closed his eyes for a second then opened them again,
hoping he’d been fantasizing. Nope.
Good God, he’d been rocked by her breasts but her ass was
truly spectacular. He had a sudden, urgent vision of taking
her doggy style, bending her over and spanking those soft
globes until they were rosy red and then bringing them both
to exquisite release. It took every once of his control not
to tell her he had more than enough cock for anything she
F.S. stood stupidly for a moment but realized the vision was
already moving like a tornado out of sight and still talking
just as rapidly as before. One hundred miles an hour was
obviously her resting speed. Again, he had a vision of
jumping on her for a quick spin.
Finally she stopped and turned back to him.
“Well, come on. Chop, chop. We don’t have all day.” She
frowned. “Wait a minute you should have a hand cart or
something. You can’t possibly carry all these boxes of
penises. That will take forever. And when you bring the real
ones in, make sure you watch your step. The last thing I
need is a deliveryman tripping and trying to sue me. Go on,
go get your cart.”
F.S. finally found his voice after he gulped down the urge
to tell her the only hand job he needed was her tiny one
wrapped around his pulsating Johnson. “Ms. Oaks, I’m not
here to take your order back.”
She put her hand on one hip and jutted out her pugnacious
little chin, glaring at him. He didn’t know which urge was
stronger, the one to give her a clip on that chin and take
her down a notch or two or the one to push her against the
wall and take her like a stallion mounting a mare. At this
moment, either option had its own appeal.
“What do you mean you’re not here to take my order back?
What the hell else use would I have for you?” She slapped
her hand against her chest causing those breasts of hers to
jiggle slightly. “Oh my God. Is that company you work for
imbeciles or what?”
“Don’t you ‘ma’am’ me. I’m going to get on the phone right
now and I won’t hang up until I speak directly to the owner.
This is the worst customer service I have ever experienced.”
“Ms. Oaks, I am the owner.”
“No, I know you just work for that worthless…what did you
“F.S. Wilson. Owner and CEO of Wilson Toy Company at your
service,” he said. Then, he really didn’t know why because
it made him feel ridiculous, but he bowed at his waist as if
he was meeting her at a pre-Civil War cotillion. When he
looked at her again, he couldn’t contain the mirth rolling
through him. “And I’ll have you know, I’m not worthless. At
last check, my toy company was worth two point five million
F.S. savored the feeling of watching her struck speechless.
He got the idea that didn't happen to this woman very often.
Debbie couldn't believe what was happening. He was F.S.
Wilson? Owner of the Wilson Adult Toy Company? That was just
not possible. She expected a dirty old man. You know, the
type that walks around in nasty shorts, scratching their
balls and picking their underwear out of their asses? This
man was anything but.
Dressed in the Florida summer uniform of neat, well-fitting
dress shorts and a light-weight polo shirt, this man would
have been perfect on the cover of Satin's newest book. She
could see how his arms, tanned dark as sin and covered in
light brown hair, rippled with muscles. His chest had the
perfect amount of musculature in the pectoral region and his
stomach, even covered in cotton, was so flat she could
bounce a quarter on it. His hips, in those shorts that were
a long ways from the baggy, shapeless ones favored by young
men, showed every line of his narrow hips and, oh my, hinted
at a wonderfully complete package of sexuality. His legs,
just as brown as his arms and thick as tree trunks, made
Debbie think she could happily just sit at his feet and eat
her way up until she got to what had to be a rival model for
those M8 dildos.
She fanned herself as a hot flash rolled over her. Man, she
had to get a grip…no, wrong thought process because she
could suddenly see herself getting a grip on his cock and
leading him to her bed. Then she wouldn’t rest until he
given her pussy the plowing it was now weeping for. So, she
took a deep breath, expelled to release the flow of sexual
tension and focused on the problem at hand.
"Well, Mr. Wilson. That's better. I'm glad you had the sense
to come yourself. But I don't know why you didn't bring my
correct order. I need those here today."
Wilson reached into his back pocket drawing Debbie's gaze to
his crotch once again. The hot flash returned and this time
she could feel her nipples growing hard and rubbing against
her tee. She knew her pussy lips were swelling as well but
wasn't going to risk moving her thighs closer together even
if her juices ran down her legs. She knew all that would do
was cause the strap of her thong to work her tender flesh
and any movement down there was sure to send her off like a
She felt more than a little odd greeting anyone dressed like
this. But today was the hottest of the year and, of course,
it was the day her ancient central air conditioning unit
decided to break down. The repairman had already come and
gone after pronouncing it a hopeless cause. They wouldn't be
able to install the new system until Monday.
Maybe though he wouldn't notice just how aroused she was
getting just standing and looking at him. Maybe he'd just
think she was hot because it was stifling in her office.
"I've got a print-out of your original online order here,
Ms. Oaks," he said opening the folded paper. "It clearly
states that all orders are final and non-returnable."
"Yes, I know that," Debbie said. "But surely that doesn't
count when you screw up the order."
She marched over to her desk, terrifically happy to have
something else to think about than the way he followed her
or the way his eyes seemed to linger on her breasts when she
was facing him.
She slapped her hand against the space bar on her keyboard
waking up her computer. It showed the Wilson website. She
had pulled up the page with her penises on it.
"See. I ordered the eight-inch Mani penis. One gross of
them. It's called the M8 dildo. You can see it clearly."
F.S. reached around her. Because he was close to six feet
tall, his body completely surrounded her. She felt tiny,
trapped and even more ridiculously aroused.
When his hand touched the mouse, Debbie felt like it was
touching her skin. She almost gasped at the sizzle that went
He turned his head. Their faces were so close to one another
that she could count the pores in his skin. She sniffed
delicately. He smelled like something she could happily lap
at for the rest of the night. Clean, fresh, tangy and male.
Debbie closed her eyes on a wave of longing so intense it
felt as if she was about to orgasm right this minute. She
had to get out of here, away from this man.
She moved with one thought in her mind—escape.
Unfortunately, her retreat plan had some major flaws. She
backed up and ran straight up against his hips. The feel of
his aroused flesh – through his shorts, her tee, and the
thong she wore for comfort -- fit perfectly between her
cheeks. When she jerked her head up it connected soundly
with his chin.
Then, it was like something out of a slap-stick romance
When her skull cracked against his chin, her reaction to the
pain was to bring her foot down hard on his. Now, if this
were a true romance, Debbie would have been able to say that
her weight, lighter than a feather, was no consequence to
him. Sadly, Debbie was one slice of cheesecake
past her prime. So his oomph of pain was a dash of cold
water on the entire romantic illusions she had earlier.
“Oh my God, I’m sorry,” she said. His arms were still
wrapped around her except now, probably because the pain was
making him nearly blind, they were reaching for anything
substantial to grab. Those substantial objects were her
Now, granted, one of her fantasies was to be grabbed by a
hot hungry man, but with her nipples still in their
elongated, aroused state, it was a little too close to pain
for her comfort. Debbie did the only thing possible. She
rammed her elbow into him, hoping to hit his stomach and get
him to back away.
But, like everything in this caper, Debbie’s aim was a
little south. His second whoosh of pain sounded like
hurricane force winds rushing through the house.
She could feel him falling and wanted to offer comfort.
Instead she felt his arms twirl her around and gravity took
For a few stunned seconds neither could move. When Debbie
finally got her breath back, she just did the only thing
that seemed natural.
She put her lips over his and kissed the living daylights
out of him.